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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.小乌龟受伤,让蜗牛去买药。过了2个小时,蜗牛还没回来。
  乌龟急了说道:再不回来我就疼死了。
  这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音:你再说老子不去了!

2.有个人到河边钓鱼,先穿了个树叶,半天没鱼上钩。
  他又换了块面包,一样半天没鱼上钩。
  没办法他只好去换蚯蚓,一样还是半天没鱼上钩。
  他气愤之下,掏出一百元大钞摔入水中大骂:“要吃什么?自己买去!”

3.有个人去参加朋友的婚礼,他发现新娘穿着一件很长的婚纱,走起路来有些不方便。
  于是他问旁边的人:“为什么新娘不把婚纱剪短一点呢?”
  旁边的人回答:“因为她的婚纱是租来的!”

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